Edit: I may NOT close my blog, since I’m so fond of it. I NEED IT TO VENT! But that depends on my asshole father   Okay that was a random announcement~ But LOOK! New header I was way too lazy code a totally different theme *sigh*. I rather like it though, it’s so cute (:

I’ve always mentioned somewhere that my father was an asshole. So whatever the reason is, I’m closing because of that dispicable man. Just a few more years and I’m out of this fucking rathole. I’ll be back around December to renew the domains. Affiliates, you may delete me, but your links will still be displayed. You’ve all been great and I love most of you to pieces :) Some of you I barely even talk to or leave the MOST irrelevant comments ever. If you’re wondering why I never reply, that’s why. o_o. I’m glad I got that off my chest.

So you all know about www.dudethats.me but since I’m not closing it, I need someone to take over until September ><. Know anyone interested? You’ll get FTP&webmail access, everything is done manually (unless you want to install enthusiast for me that would be nice o3O), and you can put whatever the ads you want. (Damn, I don’t think that came out the right way).

You can still contact me through aim (its5iive) and twitter (ohlillie) by direct messaging me (because it goes to my phone). Don’t @ohLillie my tweets because I can’t see them x_o. And through AIM, don’t

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But seriously, don’t be annoying and I’ll keep a good conversation with you. (I’m quite witty). If not, I’ll just fake an unfertilized egg at you :) I just burped at that, wtfrik?

So anyway, I’m going to Texas in a few days (Saturday this week to be exact). I just want to get it over with. I mean seriously, what am I going to do there? SIT? REEEAD?!

*sigh* Travis is so sweet. He doesn’t sleep until I go to sleep. And last night that was around 5 AM in the morning. Also, I was feeling shitty. And my phone died so I went to look for the charger for about 4 hours. I feel bad .-. He was still awake when I found the charger. I asked him why and he said he didn’t know if I was okay or not.  SEE HOW SWEET HE IS? I’m a fat burden ]:  I wish I could see him. My father’s such an asshole. I totally like saying that. My father is an asshole. He’s a walking Asian asshole. Wait, lets not leave my mother out of this! My mother is an old-school Asian. Enough said. *coughPMScough*. But in all seriousness, that woman really needs to pull that stick out of her ass. It’s been in there too long o_o… OKAY.

I’m actually very amazed that I could keep myself this calm even when I’m extremely pissed off. So you can all leave comments, and I’ll do my best to respond :] I apparently need to focus on being a “better person” and stop hanging out with my “bastard coyboy friends”. My father is ridiculous, COYBOY? Damn o.o;

I’m closing all of my sites. I’ll still renew them. I wish I could keep running dudethats.me um. maybe I will. I didn’t get this far to quit everything. Be back in a few months.

Edit: Vote “heck yes” for my “YouTwitFace” thingy? :) Click Here.

Yup, after it’s first day of being under a sub-domain at unloveme.org, “Dude, That’s Me” reached it’s goal of 10 people and I purchased a .me domain for it 8-O. Oh dang those .me’s are expensive *cough* $21 *COUGH*. But hey, they’re cool :]. As I’m currently typing up this new blog, there are 22 people who are listed on dudethats.me! You should apply on it too *pokepokepoke*. And no one wanted to be an athlete or model, and I’m only one person, so I decided to switch over and be Michael Phelps :3 (OMMP! I bet you didn’t see that one coming did you?) [:

I want to talk about a summer goal. YES I MAKE SUMMER GOALS *pants*. Okay, I want to train myself to be nocturnal I’ve ALWAYS wanted to be nocturnal, especially during the school year. I could, possibly, sleep during class and only stay awake for important things (actually I already do that now, but I’ll have an excuse if I’m nocturnal), stay awake all night doing assignments (I’m a procrastinator ), and I GET TO STAY UP WITHOUT RAIDING THE STARBUCKS~ I’m actually serious about this, but I’ve been falling asleep at around midnight I used to start sleeping at around 9 or 10 PM, so this is a good start, I think .

I was lieing (that’s the correct word right? Or is it “laying”) on my bed last night, and I thought it would be cool if Twitter, Youtube, and Facebook all combined together to form a coolio thingmajig! (Although, Facebook is complicated shit). I was trying to think of a name for it, and BAM! I thought of it, and tweeted it on Twitter (via text):

In the year 3000, Twitter, Youtube, and Facebook will all be combined into a high tech communication system called “YouTwitFace”.

I pretty much sat there on my bed and started giggling like an idiot. (I probably looked like I belong in a mad house). Hey, I have my smart moments too you know ):

Jiminy Cricket! I don’t know where that came from, I ran out of things to blog about. OH WELL! Oh, how about I share with you, my neato people, my two current favorite pictures:

• Badass Bike: http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/4959_spezialrad0.jpg
• Truth About Myspace Pictures: http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1187989251673ln60.jpg

Hehe, I love those pictures :P They were on my Tumblr :o.

Edit: I’ve finished with the rough draft of my project! I’m going to be buying dudethats.me for it as soon as I’m done and have more people sign up (At least 10)! (: It’s going to be grand :o http://www.please.unloveme.org/ SIGN UP NOW! I have surprises for the first ten peoples :o.

EDIT2 LOL GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A HATER :D. I LOVE YOU HATER~ Millions of laughs going up in my head? Check it out:

Even took the effort to spell “Anymonous” incorrectly :3. It’s ‘anonymous’ doofus.  I think I have a nice amount of content actually ): I just haven’t been adding.

GuEsSGuESSGUEeEESSsSss WhAT?! (excuse my annoying typing spasm back there) I javascript:void(0);have summer break now (: I are is so happy damn. Now I don’t have to wake up early, and go to bed early, and do HOMEWORK *shivers*, and eat breakfast so I don’t pass out during Spanish. (I get mucho hambre in there D:). I’m actually going to miss some of my teachers. *starts sobbing* my freshman year was so waaack (in a good and bad way) ;~; I’m still jealous of the two rival school’s freshman. THEY GOT TO SEE METRO STATION ): (Jojo Jam 2008 look it up :o) The two rival schools are Garden Grove HS and La Quinta HS. But all in all, my school’s not so bad since our test scores have been improving by a lot each year. Our weird line chart goes up o_o, like a mountain.

So I’m off school, but Travis still has another day left :) He’s my liddo eighth grader for the last day today ): He’ll be my kiddo freshman next year :D. Congrats to the class of 2009 (2012 ftw still though *cough*). BLSEGH! CONGRATS COCO PARIS HILTON! I’m gonna make sure she reads that (:

ENOUGH about school. I feel sick-ish talking about it. So internet-wise, I’m thinking about starting a new project :) It’s going to be similar to a neopets activity but I want to expand it and make it bigger. It’s like “I am the _____ of the internet.” I may get sued but hey, it’s a fun idea :o. For example, you can be “I am the Britney Spears of the internet.” Or you can be a fictional character, like Barney :o. DOODE I CALL BATMAN! I may have to write up a big butt disclaimer :O. And just in case, I’m going to ask for a special request from hollywood.com o_o. GOODLUCKTOME? It’s going to happen with or without permission (but I’m sure they’ll approve my mediocre designs). I’ll also need people to help me ): Leave a comment if you wish to help?

OMG. And Transformers II: Rise of the Fallen. I so want to see that *drools* Megan Foxx is a stud eh? LOL JUSTKIDDING. But she is pretty, minus her yucky tattoo (no offense but I think it’s a bit big and tacky). ): I like the music they’re going to use for the movie. Check them out here: http://transformers2music.com/ THEY HAVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD ON IT! *excited*. And then there’s Linkin Park’s “New Divide” and Nickelback, and Green Day, and the Fray, and and and and *drools more* (: hehe. I’m sold. Aren’t you? :D. Hot girl, robots, (sort of) hot guy, GREAT music = Transformers the movie :3.

Oh, and visit my new affie Zoe @ innocense.org. You know her yes? :D. Actually, visit all my affiliates! They’re all cool people (: I never thought I’d have so many o_o, it’s filling up my sidebar ): So I’m going to have to start using my new affiliates for hits. *cries* sorry. But I’m still leniant on it :) (I just did the change so I’d get less applications and I wouldn’t feel bad for rejecting T^T)

Free foot-long at Subway? Only cool kids like me could EVER get one :) Before I start rambling on about my week sucking balls, I’ll start with what happened this morning :O!
Okay, so I was craaaaving Subway so I begged my father to drive me there while he went to the post office or something o.o; So he did. When I got to Subway, I ordered a a “$5 Foot Long” (It’s not even $5 anymore. I can sue Subway for a few cents >__<) and the "decent looking" (how I would describe him) guy behind the counter asked me, "You sharing that with a friend?" I wonder why he even asked me that because, shit, he and I were the only two people in the place. So I responded with a simple "No." He could have stopped there and make the dang sandwich, but no, he continued by saying, "No way. You can't eat that all by yourself, you're too petite."

HAHA. Okay man, one, I'm not petite; and two, aren't you supposed to be making me a sandwich. (lmfao it's like the gender cards have been switched). So I replied, "Yes I can pretty boy. Wanna bet?" So he agrees to bet $5 that I can't finished the sandwich by myself. Once he made it, I set myself down on a table in front of him and starts eating. (It was pretty good if I do say so myself). He decides to join me and starts another weird conversation to distract me and my love for my foot-long :3. So I sat there and ate, soon finishing it. Man, I proved him wrong all right. I got a free foot-long and my belly was full ;D All is good in my hood [; In the end, he asked for my number and I just laughed at him o-O. "You must work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong!" Somewhere in our conversation I fit that in ^^;

Moving on to my week. It sucked. I was under sooooo much pressure. We had MASSIVE piles of tests. Everyday, there was either a test or a quiz. To pile ONTO that, I had my biology project due. We also had to present it to out teacher (we being my group). Crap. I don't get nervous while performing but I get nervous during public speaking o_O. BLEH!? After we finished presenting after school, I felt SO MUCH BETTER. Now there's only three more days left of school, and all of them have tests back to back. In P.E, we have to run 2 miles ): I'd rather swim two miles, seeing as it's my sport. Also, earlier in the week, I had a heart aching talk with Travis. We said some hurtful things to each other, but all-in-all, we're fine. It added more stress for me though ]: Ah well, we're all okay :)
I'm DONE BLOGGING :D.

BTW: I made a new phrase. It was mentioned briefly on my last blog.

“OMMP!” -Created by Lillie. Means: “Oh my Michael Phelps!” Since he is a god[:

HE LOOKS SEXY IN THE SPEEDO PHOTO ;D

I couldn’t help but edit it a little, I haven’t played with celebrity images in a while ):
PS: I’ll return comments when I can.

No but seriously, join SocialVibe and help support a cause. If you want to know, I support To Write Love on Her Arms. Just click anywhere on that thing :3

So I couldn’t resist blogging. No I’m NOT SORRY for not blogging for a while. I’m not that kind of person who says sorry for having an offline life o_o. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE IN SPECIFIC *gazes around*. But anyway, I really can’t wait for school to just end. There’s only eight more days of school for me and the last two are for finals (since I’m not yet a Senior). I still have that biome project for biology due, but I think I got that covered since my parts are crazy easy. The group and I basically only needs to connect everything to each other. Whoo! I’m so over school. I’ve already started to forget my schedule o-O. That’s how over I am. Sorry school, it’s not you, it’s me, literally. I don’t think I’ve done my homework for the past month. But then again, there’s barely any. (Teachers let you do it in class now, or in the least, my honors classes).

Let’s get on the subject of yearbooks for freshmen. Holy Michael Phelps! (I consider him a god even after his drug incident thank you). $80.00 for a yearbook. I’d consider buying one as a senior, seeing as it’s my last year as a high school student, but as a freshmen? Not at that price. Seriously, if I buy it, it’s basically eight domains I could have gotten, but instead, I bought a book full of pictures of people I don’t even know. And if I know them, there’s a chance I don’t bother talking to them. In fact, the yearbook isn’t that nice. It’s almost ALL black and white except the senior pages and the extra “school sprit” stuff. Did I buy one? Hell to the no~ What’s even more annoying is that the ASB (associated student body) goes around saying “BUY YOUR YEARBOOKS. ONLY 72 OF THEM ARE LEFT! GET THEM BEFORE THEY’RE GONE!! -screams-”. We all know there’s 72 left. There’s been 72 left since the beginning of the year. PFFT. And the pre-sale was only $5 off. No thank you.

On ANOTHER topic, anybody got a hickey? If you don’t know what a hickey is, I don’t have a reason for you to keep reading. But if you really want to know, urbandictionary.com is the way to go ;). Okay so today in geometry, I noticed that my geometry teacher had a weird red thing on his neck o_o. Apparently, many people noticed it. My friend who sits next to me said, “Lillie, ask him what’s on his neck.” As usual, (since I get kicked out of the class way too much, and I don’t feel like serving afterschool) I answer with a “I don’t have the balls.” So my friend, being the darling as she is, asked the guy sitting behind me. He answers, “I don’t have the balls either. You do it.” My friend goes on whining: “YOU HAVE TWO! I HAVE NONE!” After asking about 5 more people, she gives up, then tries again later on.
But lets skip this scenario. In the last three minutes of class, after my teacher had finished with his gay-like lecturing with the fruity hand gestures (seriously, you have to hold your laughter in his class or he give you a stripper look. Click here to see what I mean It’s like that, but way naughty-er and disturbing. Like Tyra Banks and her “smile with your eyes”) I grew imaginary balls for three seconds and ask him, “What’s that thing on your neck? WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT!?” Oh boy. He sure gave me that disturbing look dead on. My classmates laughed really hard. Good for them eh? Right when my teacher was about to do something probably drastic, the bell rung and I dashed out the door. I love 6th period sometimes :3. Nheeeh. I wonder what he’s going to do tomorrow o_o.

Oh! I almost forgot. I added a new tutorial on how to image map in Photoshop. I hope you find it useful (: I do surely do. Here’s the link: http://unloveme.org/wp/tutorials/image-mapping-in-photoshop

Maybe you just visited the site and saw a new theme up. Then you visited a page and the theme was reverted back to it’s old one. Why? Because I’m having difficulties with the coding ): I really have no idea where everything is because I have like 50 divs going on (:
And it WASN’T valid; which drove me coconuts.

No worries, I’ll get it tomorrow, or when my projects are all done. And if you’re not busy, you should take part in Namecheap.com’s twitter domain giveaway. twitter.com/namecheap
I love Namecheap (: hehe. I’ll keep you updated on the site’s progress~ I’m actually pleased. Unloveme.org’s grown quite a bit since January :3

Edit: Comments for this post is currently disabled. Sorry ): Leave your comments on the last blog down there VVV ;D.

I decided to take a break from all the Spanish and studying and procrastinating… I lost my train of thought. I’m sure it’s supposed to end with: I’m blogging.

I’m really tired and I can’t wait for school to be over; or at least swim season to be over. Swim really takes the energy out of me ): At least it’s all over next Monday ;D. I’ve finished my essay on the Vietnam War. Holy smokes did that take forever. While writing that essay, (5 pages ladies and gentlemen) I learned quit a lot about my father and grandfather. My grandfather was actually the president of the bank before the Vietcong (Communist North Vietnamese fighters, aka the National Liberation Front) took over Vietnam. Then, my grandfather was sent to multiple reeducation camps ): Poor old man, he looks so fragile now. I don’t blame him for getting extremely mad at random times anymore o-O. My father was in the Vietnamese army too :O. When he was 29yrs old, he had to go to the United States (via the Humanitarian Operation) because my grandfather was part of the old regime. My father started here with nothing, now he has everything people usually work for (: I’m proud of my old man ^^; I turned the essay in a day late though, just to get my old man’s story down on there. And I forgot it was due Tuesday :P

Today, I really didn’t talk. At all. Everyone was like “Lillie what’s wrong? Why aren’t you talking?” etc… At least my friend Ian was being understanding. He talked to me by writing it down :) How nice. Who knew such an annoying perverted person as him could be sweet for once -3-. I still have to do my biology project. *sigh* It’s a biome project and my group is doing it on Hawaii. It’s pretty easy since you can find the information for my part on vacation brochures :3.

Anyway, in site related things, help me win the referral contest? :) You can click on it everyday if you’d like :3 lmfao. I really just want the money o_o. I have enough domains. I even have a domain contest running~ You should join that; button’s on the sidebar.

Thank you have a nice day! Sorry I haven’t had a chance to return comments. I’ll slowly do that :)

Oh! I almost forgot~ After getting random numbers of site views, I FINALLY get the number I’ve always wanted. This took a while to achieve D:

HOW COOL IS THAT? :D Let me share my 69 knowledge :]

69 = Sex position (I’m not going to explain it thank you).
96 = They’re mad at each other ):
169 = 69 with a pervert watching! (Credits to my friend Louie :3)
1969 = A year in history. Or a threesome.
619 = Cock block! (My favorite :P)
61916191619 = Ultimate cock block :B

Speaking of cock blocking, I once cocked blocked at the mall. These two people were making out in public (Which is illegal here in California, thank you), and I decided to just sit in between them~ It was quite a laugh. I was sitting on each of their laps, my friends cracked up and after staring at them for a while, the couple laughed too. “That was easy.”

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There are only 18 more days till the end of the school year (without weekends), I counted. Oh my lord, I wish it would come sooner :/. I have a biology project that’s worth about three test grades (that’s a buttload of points considering it’s honors), I have an essay to write that’s due next Wednesday on the Vietnam War (five page minimum), I have a geometry project on fractals, and I have a D in Spanish. Man, I want it to all end. I’m so done with school, it’s not even a joke anymore, and I’m completely serious. I won’t be blogging until June 17th. I need to rapidly raise my Spanish grade up to at LEAST a B-. Ugh, wish me luck *crosses both fingers*. Besides raising my Spanish grade, I need to raise practically all of my subjects except physical education. ): I WANT A’S MAN! *rampage*. I’ll return comments anytime I get a chance. I’ll still be blogging short blogs daily on tumblr. (ohlillie.foralways.info). I’m still quite addicted to that drug called Twitter. (twitter.com/ohlillie). Speaking of tumblr(.com), I’m willing to host your tumblr account for free on a subdomain at foralways.info! :D. Just ask in any way you can contact me, I still check my e-mails, like diarrhea. [; See you all at the end of my Freshman year @___@! It’s going to take me a long long time to finish returning comments

I’ve been meaning to blog for a long time now, the day after my last blog. But I haven’t been able to. Well I have, but I kept procrastinating it, like how I procrastinated with my recent lab conclusion for biology. BUT IN THE END, I got it done. So here’s a nice, sort of detailed, recap of my week.

We’re been doing CSTs (California Standardized Testing), so I’ve had block schedule. Here, we don’t normally have that (three classes a day, each about two hours long). Since some classes aren’t testing, the teachers have to do something with the students :3 So, in Spanish, I watched ‘Viva Cuba’ and ‘Pan’s Labyrinth’. Pan’s Labyrinth won hands down, it was way awesome, in my opinion. In biology, we watched ‘Happy Feet’. It’s cute :3 But since we’re learning about ecology, we’re also examining the effects humans have on the penguins in the movie’s environment. She’s making us write a two page, double spaced essay on it. I’m not complaining though, I enjoyed the cute dancing penguins and I guess that’s what I get for being in honors biology o-O.

ENOUGH ABOUT SCHOOL. Last night I was talking to Travis on the phone, and his nieces were there with him :) It was quite cute. She (the five year old one that can actually talk) was like “who are you talking to?” And somewhere along the conversation, she said “tell your girlfriend, she picked a good boy.” Oh wow, that little girl made me smile like I never did before :P There was this one time, when Travis told her to close the door, and she responded with “Yes. Master,” and starts giggling. (: I laughed a bit. She’s just lovely. And now, once in a while, I call Travis “Uncle Travis.” Sounds old (: haha.

Well I’m done blogging. I’m setting up the “Win a domain” page right now~ It’ll be simple and easy, I swear. I’m giving out two .info domains, since it’s the only type I can afford right now, unless someone wants to click my ads on foralways.info. Then I’ll be able to give away five~ Well, bye.